Shed, Strike, Slay: How To Channel Your Inner Snake (Without Being One) This Lunar New Year

While snakes often get a bad rap, there’s a lot to admire about these slinky reptiles. They’re smart, strategic, and smooth – qualities that, if used wisely, can actually make you a better person.

In fact, the Paradise Tree Snake, a species found in Singapore, doesn’t just slither – it flies (well, technically, it glides). Before launching itself from tree to tree, it carefully calculates the distance, adjusts and flattens its body shape mid-air, and lands with precision.

Take a cue from our reptilian friends: move with intention, know your worth, and shed what no longer serves you. And if all else fails, at least you’ll have a great comeback ready when your relatives start interrogating you over yu sheng next year (see point 4 below).

So, here’s how to channel your inner serpent this Lunar New Year of the Wood Snake without turning into an actual “snake” (aka that toxic friend, workplace backstabber, or situationship that no one needs).

1. Be smooth, not sneaky

Snakes move with elegance and precision, never wasting energy on unnecessary drama. Take a leaf out of their book by being composed and collected, whether you’re navigating a tricky work situation or a group chat with way too many opinions.

No need for passive-aggressive hints or office gossip – just be direct, diplomatic, and chill. In friendships and relationships, this means addressing issues head-on instead of leaving cryptic Instagram Stories that make everyone wonder, “Who hurt you?”

2. Shed your old skin

Every so often, snakes shed their skin to grow bigger and better. You? You might need to shed old grudges, self-doubt, or that 2015 haircut that’s still holding you back. The new year is the perfect time to let go of habits (or people) that no longer serve you.

Maybe it’s time to set boundaries with that friend who only texts when they need a favour, or finally apply for that job you keep telling yourself you’re “not ready” for. Growth comes from letting go.

3. Be observant, then strike

Snakes are masters of observation. They don’t rush into things – they assess, plan, and then make their move. Whether it’s at work or in your personal life, take a beat to read the room before diving in.

Trying to impress your boss? Instead of blurting out every idea in your head, listen first, understand their priorities, and then hit them with a well-timed, well-thought-out suggestion.

The same goes for dating – sometimes, holding back a little and getting to know someone first makes all the difference.

4. Stay cool under pressure

Ever seen a snake panic? Exactly. They stay composed even in the face of danger (or an auntie asking why you’re still single). Instead of spiralling into anxiety, take a deep breath, flash a confident smile, and deflect with a witty reply: “Wah, Sah Koh, you’re so concerned – should I put you on my matchmaking committee?”

Maintaining your cool not only keeps stress at bay but also earns you respect in both personal and professional circles.

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5. Know when to be silent (and when to speak up)

Snakes don’t make unnecessary noise – they strike when it matters. In 2025, make your words count. Instead of responding to every office drama or jumping into every online argument, save your energy for moments that actually need your voice.

That said, don’t be afraid to speak up when something does matter. Defend your ideas at work, stand up for a friend, or correct your uncle when he insists that ChatGPT wrote his “exclusive” stock market investment strategy.

6. Adapt like a pro

Snakes thrive in various environments, from deserts to forests to some people’s nightmares. Their adaptability is legendary, and in a world that’s constantly shifting, that’s a skill worth mastering.

Got a new boss? Learn their style and adjust accordingly. Friendship dynamics changing? Go with the flow instead of clinging to the past. The ability to pivot gracefully will keep you ahead in life, work, and even social media trends.

7. Strike a balance between charm and cunning

Snakes have a certain mystique – partly because they know how to be charming without overdoing it. The trick? A mix of confidence, wit, and just the right amount of mystery.

In social settings, be engaging but leave people wanting more. In work meetings, contribute meaningfully but don’t monopolise the conversation. And in relationships? Be honest, but also keep a little intrigue – nobody needs to know your entire life story on date one.

8. Protect your energy (and your inner circle)

Snakes may look solitary, but they’re selective rather than lonely. They know the importance of keeping their energy for what truly matters. This year, be mindful of who and what you invest in. Not every acquaintance needs to become a bestie, and not every social event requires your attendance. Focus on quality over quantity, whether it’s your friendships, your projects, or your skincare products.

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